ostracizedpoodle:

my grandpa has been spelling my name wrong for 16 years

textpoops:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner?

Because he’s an ungrateful little bitch

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suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho:

sempermisha:

i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”

like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person

preach

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