I'm a fucking weirdo, but you can call me Samariyan.
Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner?
Because he’s an ungrateful little bitch
(via googlechromosomes)@3 days ago with 1152 notes
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
(via justdreamsmoneycantbuy)@2 days ago with 157286 notes
i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it”
like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
(via roranstronghammer)@4 days ago with 112213 notes